I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
how does that bad decision feel?
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