Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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