i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
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What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
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