dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
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this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
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Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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