Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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