Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Is it penis luge time yet?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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