Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
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