Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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