Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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