Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
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and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
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I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I'm gonna fight the coyote
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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