i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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