singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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