you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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