HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
no you cant smoke seaweed
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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