I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i just sent this text using only my big toe
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
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