She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize