UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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