Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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