He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
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ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
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Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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