That's intense
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Actions speak louder than pants.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
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I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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