This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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