Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
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the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
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Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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