It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
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My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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