i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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