The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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