the new term for farting is butt boxing.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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