Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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