On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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