I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
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Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
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My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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