I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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