1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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