She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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