So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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