A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
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theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
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I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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