If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
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He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
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he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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