YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
You pole danced in your parka.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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