so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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