ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
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I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
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A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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