i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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