woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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