is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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