dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
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it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
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dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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