I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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