we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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