It's like God shit irony all over that family
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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