This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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