i just google imaged poop.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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