She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
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No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
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Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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