tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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