I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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