Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
