Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Randomize
