i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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