oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
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All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
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We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
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