She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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