New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
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I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
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'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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