So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
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I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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