..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
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I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Did I tell you Iβm going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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